You can learn until your guts spill out

Going to school is great. At college, there is a wealth of knowledge! see what I did there? You can learn E=MC squared, the square root of 126,782, how to make a square deal with someone in the business world, or how our campus is not at all a square, but more of that shape that people use to represent infinity. One thing that college can't teach you however, is how not to be a square (a L-7 weenie if you will). While college is filled with learning that will no doubt help you for the rest of you life, sometimes, you have to attend the school of hard knocks at the same time to really learn how to navigate the jungle that is our lives. Perhaps you can relate to this young man.

I'm sure that he's a perfectly nice boy, but it's safe to say that he might not know how to relate to people at a high level (Beyond level 39 warlock). So here's a couple tips to help you be cool at school:

1.) On your first day, tell your teacher that they look like a celebrity. That usually gets a rise out of people. (Bonus points if they look nothing like them).
2.) Make sure to say obvious things that people just don't point out like: "wow, it's awkward and quiet in here", or "Gee Whiz, all the guys probably try to flirt with you because you're so pretty." People don't normally say what they're thinking, so it makes you different and bold.
3.) Ride a scooter around campus. Need I say more?

Well these should get you off to a good start. Good luck and make me proud you Masters of Cool.

Later days,
Brink